Shirt colors

What if the disposable crew members had other color shirts?

Redshirt - gets shot in the first encounter and dies.

Pinkshirt - like the redshirt but gay. The landing party takes the time to Bury Their Gay.

Yellowshirt - survives the first shot long enough to make one ferocious attack, then dies.

Orangeshirt - shoots themselves for having to wear such a garish color.

Whiteshirt - keeps telling the landing party not to stray from the path of good and law until Captain Kirk gets annoyed and shoots them.

Greenshirt - gets shot while protecting a piece of exoflora.

Blueshirt - gets shot while trying to mediate a truce between the locals and the landing party.

Blackshirt - overthrows the local king in a coup, installs a puppet dictator, then gets shot when the landing party overthrows the dictator.

Purpleshirt - gets mistaken for the leader of the landing party and installed as king of the local realm, then gets shot in a coup.

Greyshirt - stays in the background giving advice to the captain, then gets hit by a warning shot because they looked like part of a rock.

Brownshirt - gets shot by everybody just on principle.

Camouflage shirt - survives the landing, the camouflage really works, but gets left behind because the crew doesn't notice them either, and later gets shot by a stray arrow.

Hawaiian shirt - joins the festivities after the dictator is overthrown and dies after taking one shot too many.

No shirt - survives getting shot due to their strong physique, but in critical condition, and dies when the doctor accidentally gives them a shot of lethal poison instead of adrenaline.

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