Variations on "My Mother Told Me"
Because sometimes songs get stuck in my head and start to mutate. Thanks to Mickey for the idea for the last one. My mother told me Some days she would buy Longships with good oars Sail to distant shores. My mother told me Some days she would find Long ships with bad oars Washed up on the shores. My mother told me Someday I would buy A spaceship with good cores Fly to distant shores.