Variations on "My Mother Told Me"

Because sometimes songs get stuck in my head and start to mutate. Thanks to Mickey for the idea for the last one.

My mother told me
Some days she would buy
Longships with good oars
Sail to distant shores. 

My mother told me
Some days she would find
Long ships with bad oars
Washed up on the shores.

My mother told me
Someday I would buy
A spaceship with good cores
Fly to distant shores.

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