Thought Bloggles

What if the disposable crew members had other color shirts? Redshirt - gets shot in the first encounter and dies. Pinkshirt - like the redshirt but gay. The landing party takes the time to Bury Their Gay . Yellowshirt - survives the first shot long enough to make one ferocious attack, then dies. Orangeshirt - shoots themselves for having to wear such a garish color. Whiteshirt - keeps telling the landing party not to stray from the path of good and law until Captain Kirk gets annoyed and shoots them. Greenshirt - gets shot while protecting a piece of exoflora. Blueshirt - gets shot while trying to mediate a truce between the locals and the landing party. Blackshirt - overthrows the local king in a coup, installs a puppet dictator, then gets shot when the landing party overthrows the dictator. Purpleshirt - gets mistaken for the leader of the landing party and installed as king of the local realm, then gets shot in a coup. Greyshirt - stays in the background giving advice to the captain...

Because sometimes songs get stuck in my head and start to mutate. Thanks to Mickey for the idea for the last one. My mother told me Some days she would buy Longships with good oars Sail to distant shores.  My mother told me Some days she would find Long ships with bad oars Washed up on the shores. My mother told me Someday I would buy A spaceship with good cores Fly to distant shores.